the lyrics for the acoustic version of the song "Mean Mr. Mustard," here they are:

[Verse 1] Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man

[Chorus] Such a mean old man

[Verse 2] His sister Pam works in a shop She never stops, she's a go-getter Takes him out to look at the Queen Only place that he's ever been Always shouts out something obscene Such a dirty old man

[Chorus] Dirty old man ..

[Bridge] Mean Mr. Mustard, yeah yeah yeah Mean Mr. Mustard, yeah yeah yeah

[Verse 3] His reputation is very well known He's never alone with a girl or a bone Won't you excuse me if I'm feeling a bit crude? I'm feeling guilty, yeah yeah yeah

[Verse 4] Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper Sleeps in a hole in the road Saving up to buy some clothes Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose Such a mean old man

[Chorus] Such a mean old man

[Bridge] Mean Mr. Mustard, yeah yeah yeah Mean Mr. Mustard, yeah yeah yeah