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i'm running a ~~black~~ good friday special any thread fumigated for a dollar* you heard that right, one dollar gets it snuffed our vaporous guarantee: we will match any price and/or buffoonery *all threads killed consist of one or more treatments unusually start with a round or two of manbird advertisements
if that's not effective we bring the heavy stuff in including fake promises to unleash hobos, mosquitoes, cockroaches and spiders
this doesn't include any thread with our names in it the title and especially this one

act now!
pre-tariff pricing won't last!

miamizsun

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Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male

Posted: Apr 17, 2025 - 5:24am

miamizsun wrote:

i'm running a ~~black~~ good friday special

any thread fumigated for a dollar*

you heard that right, one dollar gets it snuffed

our vaporous guarantee: we will match any price and/or buffoonery

*all threads killed consist of one or more treatments unusually start with a round or two of manbird advertisements
if that's not effective we bring the heavy stuff in including fake promises to unleash hobos, mosquitoes, cockroaches and spiders
this doesn't include any thread with our names in it the title and especially this one

act now!
pre-tariff pricing won't last!

black321

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Location: An earth without maps
Gender: Male

Posted: Jul 17, 2023 - 2:34pm
miamizsun wrote: Can we get the RP data analyst to report on this? Inquiring minds and all...

oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male

Posted: Jul 17, 2023 - 1:41pm
miamizsun wrote: miamizsun wrote: shameless bump need a thread dead? got a thread that's giving you grief? i'll run it out of town and i ain't kiddin' no thread too big or too small *only 99¢* all work guaranteed references available Sure that's what you say now, but what about later?

lily34

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Location: GTFO
Gender: Female

Posted: Jul 17, 2023 - 11:04am
miamizsun wrote:

miamizsun

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Gender: Male

Posted: Jul 17, 2023 - 11:02am
miamizsun wrote: shameless bump need a thread dead? got a thread that's giving you grief? i'll run it out of town and i ain't kiddin' no thread too big or too small only 99Â¢ all work guaranteed references available

Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male

Posted: Aug 18, 2021 - 7:02am
miamizsun wrote: ok, but is this effective for variants? That's likely part of the "mystery".

miamizsun

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Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male

Posted: Aug 18, 2021 - 6:56am
Proclivities wrote: ok, but is this effective for variants?

Manbird

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Location: La Villa Toscana
Gender: Male

Posted: Mar 8, 2021 - 9:40pm

oldviolin wrote:

miamizsun wrote:

i'm running a black friday special

any thread fumigated for a dollar*

you heard that right, one dollar gets it snuffed

our vaporous guarantee: we will match any price and/or buffoonery

*all threads killed consist of one or more treatments unusually start with a round or two of manbird advertisements
if that's not effective we bring the heavy stuff in including fake promises to unleash hobos, mosquitoes, cockroaches and spiders
this doesn't include any thread with our names in it the title and especially this one

*urp* why it?

because your big head is why

sirdroseph

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Location: Not here, I tell you wat
Gender: Male

Posted: Nov 30, 2020 - 5:14am

oldviolin

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Location: esse quam videri
Gender: Male

Posted: Nov 24, 2020 - 9:17am
buddy wrote: Hells yeah! Do you use Venmo or Zelle? I use garbled transmissions of innerspace. Some call it my personal cult of contusion, confusion notwithstanding... collusion non compliant... IOW not that hard to figure out, really... for me anyway lol

oldviolin

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Gender: Male

Posted: Nov 24, 2020 - 9:02am

miamizsun wrote:

*urp* why it?

miamizsun

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Gender: Male

Posted: Nov 24, 2020 - 8:34am

Proclivities

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Location: Paris of the Piedmont
Gender: Male

Posted: May 8, 2020 - 6:55am
miamizsun wrote: you rang? hows that for response time?

oldviolin

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Gender: Male

Posted: May 8, 2020 - 6:52am
miamizsun wrote: i used to blame schlabby or ov but people looked at me like i had two heads and winter was way over-used (thanks game of thrones!) so manbird was the natural choice/progression it's working out well for now But I'm not done wit youse quite yet... ...

miamizsun

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Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male

Posted: May 8, 2020 - 6:44am
buddy wrote: miamizsun wrote: i blame manbird That's my default for most things. i used to blame schlabby or ov but people looked at me like i had two heads and winter was way over-used (thanks game of thrones!) so manbird was the natural choice/progression it's working out well for now

miamizsun

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Location: (3283.1 Miles SE of RP)
Gender: Male

Posted: May 7, 2020 - 10:25am

islander wrote:

miamizsun wrote:

you rang?

hows that for response time?

All of our agents are busy right now, please stand by and your call will be answered in the order it was received.

i blame manbird

he's nesting and has been a bit overwhelmed by the sudden spike in his bum salve business

maybe it's the new flavors

according to the internets, it's rumored to cure almost everything

hobos swear by it

islander

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Location: West coast somewhere
Gender: Male

Posted: May 7, 2020 - 9:34am
miamizsun wrote: you rang? hows that for response time? All of our agents are busy right now, please stand by and your call will be answered in the order it was received.

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