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Gaps in my teeth and my box-dyed hair
With my sister's ID and a doe eyed stare, uh-uh
Knocked me off of my heels, honey, full force
You were a real bigwig, and you pulled up a chair
I must’ve looked so small to you way up there, uh-uh
From the dizzying heights of your high horse

And now I'm on top so I guess I'm a switch
Like a dominatrix I said, "Boy, sit down"
No, I don’t fuckin' need you
Tell me, how does it feel? Yeah

Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Sadly, you're calling me late
I guess what's-her-face ain’t it
Ain’t it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain’t it such a bitch 'cause you had me?
It's sad, B
All that greener grass you've been smoking just don’t hit
Ain't it such a bitch?


Oh, you thought you found better?
Well, you should've thought twice
Missin' all my special, you were busy bein' right, uh-uh
The most epic L of all time

And now I'm on top, so I guess you're a switch
Put me down like a dog, now you're up on my dick, uh-uh
No, I don't fuckin' need you
Tell me, how does it feel? Yeah

Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Sadly, you're calling me late
I guess what's her face ain't it
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch 'cause you had me?
It's sad, B
All that greener grass you've been smoking just don't hit
Ain't it such a bitch?

Ah, la-la-la, la
Ah, la-la-la, la

Ain't it such a bitch to be happy?
Ain't it such a bitch to be happy?
Sadly, you're calling me late
I guess what's her face ain't it
Ain't it such a bitch that I'm happy?
Ain't it such a bitch 'cause you had me?
It's sad, B
All that greener grass you've been smoking just don't hit

All that green-green grass you've been smokin' just don't hit
Ain't it such a bitch, love?
Ain't it such a bitch? Yeah